Best Bottoms Pt1: Mika Tan This series of posts will be about adult actresses that have amazing butts, so me being a man with a serious case of yellow fever (I'm good enough at Japanese that I can watch childrens shows without subtitles!) I have to give props to Mika Tan. I'm a bit sad that she got out of the industry due to her tragic accident and because she put on some weight, like ummm, excuse me? SO what?! Put on a little more, I'd show em what to do with that extra cushion, but that's just me. She's clearly very intelligent and knows what she wants, has an indefatigable personality and can give as good as she can take. Totally on my list of people I want to eventually have on my podcast or something, there needs to be more shoutouts given to women that have graced the world of adult entertainment. If I ever made a movie I would have her in it because she's clearly knowledgeable about that sort of thing, I often wish she had done some work with Dana...
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A Fan of Fannies I’m an ass man, no two ways about it. I’m about the butt. Call it a paraphilia, fetish, kink, perversion or if you’re my fiancé, a minor yet funny bother. I’ve been an ass man since I could recall, I used to watch the episodes of Married With Children just so I could have a chance to see- You thought I was going to say Christina Applegate, didn’t you? Admit it. Anyhow your ASSumption was wrong! The cheeks after which I lusted belonged to Peggy Bundy (Katey Sagal). Keep in mind that I’m currently 33 years old, which means I was watching this all throughout my young life. I must have been a few years old but I still remember when one day there was an episode on in which Peggy wanted all to rub her ass to help her sleep (I think? The reason she wanted it isn’t important, don’t nitpick me you donut) and so she goes upstairs and all is making a face like he’s so sad. I distinctly remember thinking to myself in my still solidifying brain: “I will do it if h...